As tomorrow is International Women’s Day (8th March), this week is British Pie Week (3rd-9th March) and because every day is Mental Health Day in my house, here’s why I fuckin’ love Alma and her abnormal life.

Last British Pie Week (which is in March - mark your calendars), over on my WordPress page, I went on about how much I love the pastried parcels of love. Here’s what I said. I defy you not to run immediately to Gregg’s after reading.